Best Nepali Jokes/Chutkila Collection | {Updated Today}

Check out some of the Best Nepali Jokes and Chutkila of all time. We will be updating the jokes inventory time to time and will keep adding new stuff for rib tickling humor. Jokes are one of the best ways that can help everyone when they are in need of a laugh or need to spend time with something happening. Let we start the jokes series now. Please note that we will be posting jokes in Nepali and English language and will be using images, text as medium. We would encourage you to come up and share new jokes in form of comments. If you wish, they can be published with your names as well :)

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Nepali Jokes Collection

Here is the Nepali Jokes collection as per various categories.

Animal Jokes in Nepali

Checkout some of the best animal jokes in Nepali:

शेरे पहीलो पटक ससुराल गएछ

ससुराल पुगेको मात्र के थीयो शेरेको ससुरा ट्वाईलेट बाट ऐयाऐया भन्दै बाहीर नीक्लीयो ॥

शेरे (अली भावुक हुँदै) शसुरा बा बीरामी हुनुहुन्छ की क्या हो ?

शसुरा: ज्वाई साप हजुरको मुखमा हीजो मास्ला घरमा खसी काटेको थीयो ।
मासु नउठेर हजुरको मुखमा दुई कीलो ल्याको थीए ॥
हजुरको मुखमा हीजो धेरै खाईएछ ॥
रातीदेखी हजुरको मुखमा छेर्दा छेर्दा अहीले सम्म चारचोटी छेरी सके हजुरको मुखमा॥

Animal Jokes in Nepali

Un-categorized Nepali Jokes

Random Nepali Jokes

Nepali Boy Girl Jokes

Boy-Girl jokes are always in fashion across globe. Same is the case in Nepal. People love boy-girl jokes in Nepali language. Here are few from this category.

Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!

Nepali Teacher Student Jokes

Here is one popular joke for School/College Teacher-Student section. You can use it on Whatsapp or Facebook even.
Nepali Student Teacher Jokes

Neapli Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor Patient jokes are commonly known for money related humors (doctor fee, consultation etc). Below are few jokes under this category:
Nepali Doctor Patient Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes in Nepali

It is among the funniest category in jokes. We are going to expand husband wife jokes collection in Nepali here. Below are some of the jokes:

लोग्ने : तिमीसँग बिहे गरेर मलाई एकदम फाईदा भएको छ ।
स्वास्नी : ( खुशी हुँदै ) हो र कसरी नि ?
लोग्ने : मलाई मैले गरेको पाप को सजाए म जिउदो हुँदै पाई रहेको छु नि त ।

We hope you liked our collection. As we said earlier, we will be updating our collections very frequently. Do help us doing the same by sharing your jokes as comments below.

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